LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -- Police in Nebraska are looking a man who stole cigarettes while disguising himself with a beer carton on his head.

WEST BURLINGTON, Iowa (AP) -- An umpire has emptied the stands at a high school baseball game, ejecting the entire crowd of more than 100 fans for being unruly.

For nearly three decades fans from all over the globe have been trying to get KISS meat in their hands and into their mouths -- Well now is your chance!

NASA, Energy Department Suppressing Plans

Alfie Carrington has got a bag full, and a brain full, of big ideas -- specifically a saucer aircraft he said is the next big thing in transportation.

"It will cruise at 700 mph. I won't go to mach speed because it's too controversial," Carrington told WDIV-TV in Detroit.

Pizza man’s cheesy weapon foils stickup
(AP) MIRAMAR, Fla. - Police say a pizza delivery man fought back with the one weapon he had handy when a gun was pulled on him in a stickup: A large, hot pepperoni pizza.

Finally! The proof we've all been waiting for

Oahu firefighters have been issued a reminder to be sure to turn off cooking equipment when responding to emergencies. The advice comes in the wake of a May 22 blaze at the Waipahu fire station that caused about $25,000 damage.

It's dawg vs. dog in a wiener war in U.S. District Court in Chicago.

Unlike almost all other genres and sub-genres of music, crabcore is defined not by aural motifs, tones, lyrical content, or specific instrument ensembles; but rather by physical gesticulations and contortions of the arms and legs of individual band members during live performances of their music. Sometimes, the moves are synchronized between two or more band members.

CLIFTON PARK, N.Y. (AP) -- A high school computer whiz didn't get a high grade for a recent feat: designing software to shut teachers out of their grading system.